I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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