Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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