Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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