No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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