i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
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If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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