don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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