yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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