If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
you never un-have a 4some
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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