if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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