I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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