I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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