Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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