All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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