i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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