dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Randomize
