Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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