i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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