Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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