I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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