Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I love you.
Bad choice
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