hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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