Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Walk of Shame today included voting.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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