I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I want to have your abortion
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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