yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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