my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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