So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Blood and glitter go together right?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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