Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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