Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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