You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I want her autograph on my taint
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
