Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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