physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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