I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Too much gin, very little bucket
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
