Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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