New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
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My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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