...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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