If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Randomize
