.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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