So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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