Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
