your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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