just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You know, be my cock's hype man.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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