i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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