yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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