so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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