theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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