what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
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False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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