Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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