Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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