Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Someone came in the potted fern
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
