I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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