I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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