yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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