This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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