Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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