and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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